Kate’s Quotes

Kate’s curated collection of quotes. 258 quotes and counting.

Quotes about Humor

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”


“In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”


“Never laugh at live dragons.”


“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”


“Happiness is a warm puppy.”


“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”


“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”


“If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree, I’ll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up! Not me!”


“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”


“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it’s in hot water.”


“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”


“A cat has absolute emotional honesty — human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.”